Alright so I just bought the first half of the first season of Supernatural.
How many feels am I in for?
Also how scary is it? It’s dark and I’m a wuss so this is something I need to know before I start.
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Guys, I need help. I’m writing a Destiel fanfic and I need LOTS of demon/monster killing scenarios. Various people will be doing the killing so I need some for between 1 and 5 people. Thanks!
I’m coming up completely blank (this is a very long fic) so please help! Anyone who wants to read some of what I have so far can just message me :)
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Obviously you’ll be credited everywhere I put it up. I’m really, really stuck. Please?
This blog is now essentially a hoarded URL. I didn’t want to lose my original one so I’ve kept it here. This is not an active blog. Thank you to all three of you for following me, my main blog can now be found at themathomhouse.tumblr.com
tumblr was on mtv?
people watch mtv?
mtv still exists?
What is mtv?
Religion and Gay Marriage - In which John discusses marriage equality, what a traditional marriage actually is, and what role (if any) theological understandings of marriage play in the legal definition of marriage. [via januarysnowdrop]
THE NOISES I MADE WERE NOT HUMAN.
Find a girl who reads. You’ll know that she does because she will always have an unread book in her bag.She’s the one lovingly looking over the shelves in the bookstore, the one who quietly cries out when she finds the book she wants. You see the weird chick sniffing the pages of an old book in a second hand book shop? That’s the reader. They can never resist smelling the pages, especially when they are yellow.
She’s the girl reading while waiting in that coffee shop down the street. If you take a peek at her mug, the non-dairy creamer is floating on top because she’s kind of engrossed already. Lost in a world of the author’s making. Sit down. She might give you a glare, as most girls who read do not like to be interrupted. Ask her if she likes the book.
Buy her another cup of coffee.
Let her know what you really think of Murakami. See if she got through the first chapter of Fellowship. Understand that if she says she understood James Joyce’s Ulysses she’s just saying that to sound intelligent. Ask her if she loves Alice or she would like to be Alice.
It’s easy to date a girl who reads. Give her books for her birthday, for Christmas and for anniversaries. Give her the gift of words, in poetry, in song. Give her Neruda, Pound, Sexton, Cummings. Let her know that you understand that words are love. Understand that she knows the difference between books and reality but by god, she’s going to try to make her life a little like her favorite book. It will never be your fault if she does.
She has to give it a shot somehow.
Lie to her. If she understands syntax, she will understand your need to lie. Behind words are other things: motivation, value, nuance, dialogue. It will not be the end of the world.
Fail her. Because a girl who reads knows that failure always leads up to the climax. Because girls who understand that all things will come to end. That you can always write a sequel. That you can begin again and again and still be the hero. That life is meant to have a villain or two.
Why be frightened of everything that you are not? Girls who read understand that people, like characters, develop. Except in the Twilight series.
If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are.
You will propose on a hot air balloon. Or during a rock concert. Or very casually next time she’s sick. Over Skype.
You will smile so hard you will wonder why your heart hasn’t burst and bled out all over your chest yet. You will write the story of your lives, have kids with strange names and even stranger tastes. She will introduce your children to the Cat in the Hat and Aslan, maybe in the same day. You will walk the winters of your old age together and she will recite Keats under her breath while you shake the snow off your boots.
Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.
Or better yet, date a girl who writes.
Rosemarie Urquico (via starrchild)
This is all true. I’m mainly reblogging for this though, “People, like characters, develop. Except in the Twilight series.” Perfect.
Psht, just one unread book in her bag? Do other people have self-control or do they always have two books they’ve not read and then an old favourite?
OH MY GOD THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.
you gonna learn today!
That’s not very impressive, you mean they installed those doors just to save enough energy for ONE British person’s tea for the year?
hey man, that’s just ONE set of doors. who knows how many more there are in this great nation? hopefully millions, cuz these motherfuckers drink a shitton of tea.
I resent that stereoty- Actually. You know what. I drink more tea than my Nan and she has about fifteen cups a day. I take back my statement.
Hey, that’s not f-
*looks down at 12th cup of tea of the day*
LOOK AT THE NOTES
If you post any of this ^, please reblog this so I can follow you. Just joined tumblr, my dash is EMPTY. (am I doing this right? Don’t think so.)
Where am I and what happened to youtube? - Imgur
Is this an add-on that translates YouTube comments to thoughtful, reasonable discussion, or…
When YouTube starts preaching the truth, we have an issue.
Hello, government, do you see? We have an issue.
Where is this comment from, because it sure as hell didn’t come from the youtube I know
wow I’ve been using Tumblr for so long I’d forgotten what a reasonably sane discussion looked like
SO GLAD THIS IS BACK
Like a sir.
I have been classy for the past half hour and am enjoying myself quite immensely
THIS IS YES